Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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