My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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