I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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