Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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