She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Randomize
