i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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