Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
At least life still wants to fuck me.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
