On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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