so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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