absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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