At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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