I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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