If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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