return my video game
The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
the raccoons are back...
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