if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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