is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
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