You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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