This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
either way he was missing a nipple.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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