Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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