Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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