bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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