how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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