your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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