I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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