i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I cut my penus on the lid.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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