Just fell off a train. Bad.
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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