it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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