Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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