i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
He felt like a one man threesome
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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