My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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