I don't think brook has ever known best
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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