Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Randomize
