So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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