i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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