There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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