im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
tell me about the fingering
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