You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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