We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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