I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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