i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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