I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Randomize
