i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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