I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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