Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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