dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Do vagina's smell?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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