Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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