So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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