you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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