She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
