I want to stick my p in your. b.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
