I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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