I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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