is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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