who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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