that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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